Welcome to the archive of Team Fergmeijer's Kagawong news column in The Manitoulin West Recorder and The Manitoulin Expositor.

Friday, April 30, 2021

April 30, 2021

If you hear a joyful Yoda-lay-hee-hoo! echo across Mudge Bay this week, it is just Team Fergmeijer marking one of our favourite days. In the immortal words of Yoda himself: Celebrate May the 4th, you must! Now, your friendly neighbourhood Fergmeijers are admittedly obsessed with all things Star Wars, but we have a friend who went just that little bit too far. She decided to get a tattoo of her favourite character - right on her cheek. We could tell that she instantly regretted it once she saw it in a mirror. You should have seen the Luke on her face! 

As per the COVID-19 Provincial Order, the Aus Hunt Marina boat launch, the small craft basin boat launch, the picnic pavilion, and the basketball/tennis court have been closed. However, landfill hours will remain the same throughout the lockdown: Tuesdays and Thursdays 2pm-6pm, and Sundays 10am-4pm. Please remember to use clear bags for household waste and to separate out your paper and co-mingle items (plastics, tetra pack juice/milk cartons, cans).   


What did Yoda learn to ride as a child? A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.

 

Why compost? Because a rind is a terrible thing to waste! The climate change engagement survey report is in, and along with it, the winner of the new composter! Congratulations to Melanie H, who will be composting in style from here on out. Check out the full survey report at the township website, http://billingstwp.ca.


What is the Emperor’s favourite thing to eat when he visits Canada? Pal-poutine!


Looking to get the little ones started with some gardening? The Billings Library has free GOOD IN EVERY GRAIN kits to give away! The kits include two different types of grain seed, pot, soil, colouring pages and information booklets. A great educational bundle for a wide range of ages. Supplies are limited, so contact the library (billingslibrary@vianet.ca) to reserve yours today and arrange for contactless pick-up starting on Thursday! Kits are courtesy of Grain Farmers of Ontario.

 

What’s the difference between Boba Fett and the time machine from Back to the Future? One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean. 

Are you between the ages of 14 and 25? Do you have an interest in storytelling, performance, writing and connecting with nature? Would you like to share and learn stories about the Kagawong River? 4elements Living Arts invites you to join Theatre Maker Lisa Hamalainen and Anishinaabe/Onkwehón:we Cultural Coordinator Shelba Deer for two weeks of creative exploration along the Kagawong River Trail! A great opportunity to connect with nature, learn about community and gain performance experience. Space is limited for this free initiative, and early registration is encouraged. Please email kagawongriverstories@4elementslivingarts.org for information and registration, or phone 705-282-0444.


Darth Vader to the Emperor at an auction, “What is your bidding, Master?”


Throughout the roads construction project, there will be updates every two weeks on the township website (http://billinstwp.ca) and the township Facebook page. Check it out if you are curious!


A reminder that township committee meetings are being held electronically via Zoom. Anyone interested in attending a meeting should email Tiana Mills (billingsadmin@billingstwp.ca) by 3:00 pm on the day of the meeting to obtain connection details. A computer/tablet/mobile phone and internet connection, or a telephone, are required.


Hopefully all these Star Wars jokes haven’t felt too Forced. Have a great week!

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