There’s a bit of a lull in the news this week… likely the calm before the arrival of a busy summer in Manitoulin’s prettiest village! Remember that if you want something added to the column - real news, fake news, birthdays, announcements, or really bad puns - contact us at kagawong@live.ca.
Fergmeijer Fun Fact (FFF): Power outages are so much easier to get through when the power doesn’t actually go off.
Betty Fisher is celebrating her 90th birthday on May 10th! On May 19th, everyone is welcome to a come-and-go tea from 2 to 4 p.m. at the Anglican Church in Kagawong to help Betty celebrate. Happy birthday, Betty!
Storyopolis held their grand opening on Saturday and Team Fergmeijer is happy to see this new addition to the neighbourhood.
FFF: It actually takes 142.18 licks to reach the center of a Tootsie pop.
Tai Chi is finished for the spring. Thank you to everyone who came out!
The Spring Wing Ding was a smashing success! Party goers kicked up their heels, danced until they dropped, and raised some much-needed funds for the Angel Bus.
FFF: Most toilets flush in E flat, and approximately 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. It’s not clear whether these two facts are related, though.
Don’t forget that municipal elections are on the horizon. Consider putting your hat in the ring to help guide and shape the future of the township.
Plucky from the Kagawong Fitness Club (KFC) invites you to shake off those winter blahs and get into shape this spring. High quality commercial workout equipment available 24/7 will help you work off all those Tootsie pop licks.
FFF: Banging your head against the wall burns up to 150 calories an hour. Personally, we recommend KFC instead. Have a great week!
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