Welcome to the archive of Team Fergmeijer's Kagawong news column in The Manitoulin West Recorder and The Manitoulin Expositor.

Friday, February 15, 2019

February 15, 2019

Defer to the Lord High Executioner! Join a train of little ladies! Bow down to the daughter-in-law elect! You can still catch Manitoulin Secondary School’s production of The Mikado tonight and Saturday night. The show features many local youth onstage and in the live band. Tickets available at the door. Don’t miss it!


Very happy 29th birthday wishes go to Heather S, who celebrates today! One week later, another local newspaper columnist is turning 29 as well. Happy early birthday, Ruth! 


Winterfest was another success with many people braving the cold to visit, play, eat, drink and generally be part of the shenanigans. There was also an indoor euchre tournament during the day for those who preferred above-freezing temperatures. The results of the tournament are: 1st Place Mike & Susan Arbour; 2nd Place Harold Rogers & Elaine McDonald; 3rd Place Karen Noble & Dorothy Antione; Most Loners Harold Rogers & Elaine McDonald; Low Score Ken Buck & Candy Tracy; Door Prize Elaine McDonald. Thanks to the Rec committee for putting on another stellar event!


Thanks to a number of volunteers, the rink is in great shape and is open for public use. 


It may be cold and snowy, but summer will be here before you know it! Applications (cover letters and resumés) are now being accepted for a variety of seasonal positions within the township. Lengths of contracts vary from 8-12 weeks. And for any budding entrepreneurs out there, the town has three boardwalk shops for rent near the market pavilion for the 2019 season. Check out the township website at http://billingstwp.ca for more information. 


Due to ongoing maintenance, the Billings municipal office at the Old Mill has closed and relocated temporarily to the Park Centre. The town will operate out of this temporary location for the duration of the Old Mill closure. In the process of transferring the office, there has been an interruption in phone service. If you can’t get through on the regular phone number (282-2611) you can reach the office at 282-0318. Hours of operation and email contacts remain the same.


As teachers, Team Fergmeijer is often called upon to defend the metric system over the imperial system, or vice versa. There are, however, some units of measurement that are equivalent in both metric and imperial:

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

The time between slipping on a peel and hitting the ground on your back = 1 bananosecond

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 lite year

1 000 000 aches = 1 megahertz

Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarse power

2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilo mockingbirds

 


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