Deep thoughts, by Team Fergmeijer: Everyone should be getting into feng shui. Because sometimes when you’re having a bad day it’s nice to know it’s the credenza’s fault. If the airlines were smart, they would seat a dog every few rows and then charge extra to sit next to a dog. Do we want to pay for an upgrade - no. Do we want to pay for a PUPgrade? Absolutely! It appears that there exists a quantity of artificial butter flavour beyond which people begin to believe it’s not butter. This is known as the margarine of error. Have you ever pondered what the moon would look like if it were colonized? Probably something like M:O:O:N.
Manitoulin Streams Youth Rangers are at it again! On Friday March 14th (from 11am-2pm) kids in grades 1-8 are invited to take part in a ‘Maple Syrup Event’ at the Kagawong Park Centre. Cost is $10/child and a pizza lunch is provided. Contact getinvolved.manitolinstreams@gmail.com for more information and to register.
TIme is running out to apply to work in the prettiest village in Ontario! Applications are now being accepted for summer student positions with the township. Students (age 15+ upon commencement of employment) are welcome to apply for Marina Assistant (2 positions), Public Works Assistant (2 positions), Museum Assistant, and Library Assistant. Applications (cover letter and resumé) are due by email to tmills@billingstwp.ca by noon on Friday, March 7.
New FREE senior’s exercise classes have started up at the Park Centre. The first session was last week, but you are still able to join the remaining classes including tomorrow’s! Come out at 9:30am on March 6, 13 and 20. No registration necessary.
Many happy returns to Arthur H who is turning 29 this week. Choosing the best flavour for your birthday cake can be tricky. We suggest avoiding marble cake (it’s hard on the teeth). Happy birthday!
As winter swings into spring, there’s lots going on in Kagawong over the next few weeks!
St. John’s Anglican Church is holding a chili luncheon this Saturday from 11-2pm. The homemade chili dinner includes biscuits and refreshments for just $14. Desserts are available also and it can all be eaten at the church or take it home with you.
On Thursday, March 13, Cambrian College is hosting a free community kitchen workshop at the Park Centre. In this full-day session, you’ll learn to cook a meal from start to finish, and then feast together as a community. This is a great opportunity to enhance your cooking skills, and maybe even meet some new friends! Registration is required - register no later than March 5th by contacting manitoulin@cambriancollege.ca or by calling 705 368-3194.
If you are looking for a project to keep you busy this spring and summer, the back room at the Aus Hunt Marina is available to rent. You can find more complete details and the application form on the township’s website (billingstwp.ca).
Spring dance season is just around the corner! Classes with Candice Irwin of Body Stories Dance Education & Performance are starting up again the week of March 17th. Kagawong classes at the Park Centre Monday evenings include “Creative Movement” (ages 3-6), “Contemporary” (ages 6 and up), and “Mindful Movement” (adults and teens). Check out bodystoriesdance.com for more information.
What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope. Have a great week!
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