In honour of the EDC’s haiku contest, we present to you Team Fergmeijer’s Kagawong column, the all haiku edition (with some slogan ideas for the re-branding committee thrown in for variety)!
Billings EDC
Has a new haiku contest.
Here is the first one!
Whatever you’re into, get into Billings.
Walkers for water,
Raised two grand for clean water,
And made us all proud.
Happiness is Billings-shaped.
Want to play tennis?
The Black Fly tourney is Sat.
Everyone welcome!
Four out of five dentists recommend Billings.
Who needs a stop light
When we have 15 workers
Holding new stop signs?
Billings keeps going, and going, and going…
Have a birthday soon?
Tell us, and we’ll celebrate
Your twenty-ninth year.
Got Billings?
Businesses moving
Means more opportunities
For wellness and art.
Easy, breezy, beautiful, Billings.
Come out for euchre
At the monthly tournament
At the Park Centre.
Billings. It’s what’s for dinner.
Kagawongians!
Check out local businesses
Trade fair fun ahead!
Billings. Because you’re worth it.
Haikus make us smile;
Thank you for indulging us.
Until next time, friends.
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