February 25, 2026

We take our health and the health of our readers very seriously. We want to encourage everyone to be on the lookout for lumps and bumps that are new, perhaps painful, or have changed appearance recently. Make sure you get them checked out by an actual medical professional (don’t rely on Dr. Google). It’s front of mind this week because one half of Team Fergmeijer recently went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole to have it checked out. Luckily, it was nothing to be concerned about; the doctor told her they all look like that and that she should have left him in the garden. 

The next Chatter Matters café is tomorrow - February 26th at 10:30am at the Park Centre. Contact Mary at 705 348-2285 for more information on this free event as part of the Seniors Active Living program!

It’s the final week of Short Poetry for a Short Month! Thank you to everyone who had thoughts and opinions on our short poems over the last few weeks. Our last SPSM poem is a suggestion from a long-time reader, first time contributor who thought the poet really matched the Team Fergmeijer vibe. 

‘You Took the Last Bus Home’ by Brian Bilston 

you took 

the last bus home

don’t know how

you got it through the door

you’re always doing amazing stuff

like the time

you caught the train

The next Euchre for fun night is tonight (Wednesday February 25th) at the Park Centre. Games start at 6:30pm followed by refreshments. Rookies and solos (and presumably solo rookies!) are all welcome. While you are at it, might as well mark March 11, 25, and April 22 as Euchre nights on your calendar as well. 

The township is hiring for summer student positions, which means that the warmer weather is just around the corner! There are two positions at the marina, two with public works, one with the museum, and one with the library. Applications including a cover letter and a resumé will be accepted until Friday, March 20 at noon. Check out the township website at https://www.billingstwp.ca/townhall/careers/ for more information and eligibility.

The library’s Fiber Arts Fundraiser is calling all knitters and crocheters. Looking for something a little different? Visit their website (bit.ly/fiberfundraiser) and pick one of dozens of small, silly projects, and donate them to the library to be sold at the summer market on Wednesdays. This is a crafty way to support the library and most projects only take a few hours to complete!

Always try to use ‘defenestrate’ in casual conversation, whenever a window of opportunity presents itself. Have a great week!

February 18, 2026

Valentine’s Day is all about the love, and this time of year, Team Fergmeijer likes to put aside our customary cynicism, pop on our rose-coloured glasses, and remind ourselves of all the wonderful things around us. The skunk that lives under our porch is so stinkin’ cute! The neighbour’s cat is pawsitively adorable, and we’ve never seen a porcupine looking quite so sharp as the one sleeping in the tree in our backyard. Stung by a bee? A hint you will soon find your honey. And while the dog could be your best fur-end, the horse will definitely be your mane squeeze. 

Thank you to all the organizers and volunteers who worked so hard to put on the annual Winterfest event here in town last weekend. It is wonderful to see so many locals, as well as those from the wider Island community out to have fun and socialize. 

The next Chatter Matters cafés are February 23rd and 26th at 10:30am at the Park Centre. Contact Mary at 705 348-2285 for more information on this free event as part of the Seniors Active Living program!

It’s week three of Short Poetry for a Short Month! Create and submit your short form piece of poetry on any topic that won’t make the Expositor editors question why they let us do this (any more than they already do), and we will print it in the column! Any short form is welcome: haiku, limerick, rhyming couplet, monostich, etc. Email your submissions to fergmeijer@gmail.com. Just one week left!

Combining some of our favourite things, Team Fergmeijer celebrated Shrove Tuesday with a serving of puncakes, and we wrote a flipping fantastic poem to mark the occasion:

Are you getting snow-weary 

This cold February?

It doesn’t really matter,

There’s plenty of fresh batter.

Hit the short stacks

Of sweet warm flapjacks,

And mop up that syrup - 

Pancakes help you cheerup!

The next Euchre for fun night is Wednesday February 25th at the park Centre. Games start at 6:30pm followed by refreshments. Rookies and solos (and presumably solo rookies!) are all welcome. While you are at it, might as well mark March 11, 25, and April 22 as Euchre nights on your calendar as well. 

Happy birthday to Suedy H and Ruth F who are both celebrating their 29th birthdays. After all these years, you’ve still got it! (Somewhere. Probably in a drawer). 

The Seniors Active Living program is also hosting a mobility yoga and meditation mini-retreat for all those aged 55+. The mini-retreat will be Saturday, February 28 from 1-4pm at the Park Centre, and will feature mobility yoga, refreshments, and a meditation. Participants are asked to bring a yoga mat, water bottle, blanket and pillow. Cost is $20. Contact SLM5@outlook.com or 705 348-2285 to register!

Need an excuse to break out the knitting needles or crochet hook? Billings Library’s Fiber Arts Fundraiser is here for you! Visit their website (bit.ly/fiberfundraiser) and pick one of dozens of small, quick and cute projects, and donate them to the library to be sold at the summer market on Wednesdays.

Don’t worry if you didn’t have a valentine’s on Valentine’s Day. You probably didn’t have a groundhog on groundhog day, either. Have a great week!

February 11, 2026

Short poetry for a Short Month continues! Create and submit your short form piece of poetry on any topic that won’t make the Expositor editors blush, and we will print it in the column! Any short form is welcome: haiku, limerick, rhyming couplet, monostich (we had to look that one up), etc. Email your submissions to fergmeijer@gmail.com. Here’s an example of a monostich: 

Kagawong Winterfest glows where bonfires crackle, maple taffy steams on snow, sleds fly, and the whole community gathers to turn cold into joy. 

Winterfest is just around the corner! Organized by the Parks, Recreation and Wellness Committee, February 16th is sure to be a happenin’ day in Kagawong. Details still to come, though we’ve heard rumours of maple taffy and a bonfire (though really, you had us at taffy). More details coming soon!

Looks like we aren’t the only ones who feel February is for poetry. Bittersweet Tea Co is holding a Tea and Poetry evening on February 19th from 6-8pm. Contact the shop directly for more information. Does that make us trendsetters? We prefer the term vibe-makers!

Thank you to everyone who brought a burst of warmth to the Park Centre last weekend for the annual winter market! 

Don’t fear the skunk! The next Euchre for fun night is Wednesday February 25th at the park Centre. Games start at 6:30pm followed by refreshments. Rookies and solos (and presumably solo rookies!) are all welcome. While you are at it, might as well mark March 11, 25, and April 22 as Euchre nights on your calendar as well. 

The Seniors Active Living program is also hosting a mobility yoga and meditation mini-retreat for all those aged 55+. The mini-retreat will be Saturday, February 28 from 1-4pm at the Park Centre, and will feature mobility yoga, refreshments, and a meditation. Participants are asked to bring a yoga mat, water bottle, blanket and pillow. Cost is $20. Contact SLM5@outlook.com or 705 348-2285 to register!

Lace up those boots! And then take them off when you get to the Park Centre… and then lace up those shoes! Join the Seniors Active Living program for indoor walking, Tuesday afternoons from 2:00-3:30pm at the Kagawong Park Centre. Call Mary for information: 705 348-2285.

And if you’d rather glide than walk, be sure to take advantage of the Kagawong outdoor rink. With a roof to protect you from the elements, and lights so you can skate into the evening, there’s really no excuse! Huge thank you to the volunteers that maintain the ice for everyone to enjoy.

If you need a reason to carve out time to knit or crochet in your busy day, Billings Library’s Fiber Arts Fundraiser is a great excuse! Visit their website (bit.ly/fiberfundraiser) and pick one of dozens of small, quick and cute projects, donate them to the library sometime between now and August to be sold at the Wednesday markets. Nothing says perfect winter weekend like settling in by the fire (or tv, no judgement) with your knitting or crocheting. Who is going to give you a hard time about it when it’s for such a great cause?

Going with the short poems theme, here’s our happy birthday wishes in haiku form!

Twenty-nine again—

Neil, Heather, Chris insist

candles lie, not cake

The sap might not be flowing quite yet, but maple syrup season is just around the corner! To celebrate, the first (hopefully annual) Manitoulin Maple Syrup Festival is coming to Kagawong on March 28th. It sounds like it will be a pretty sweet day, with activities, vendors, and of course, food. Vendor applications are now open for those selling maple-inspired products. Visit https://manitoulinculinarytourism.ca/maple-syrup-festival-main-page for more information, to register for special events, or to apply to be a vendor.

We bought a second hand time machine at a thrift shop next Sunday. They don’t make them like they’re going to anymore. Have a great week!

February 4, 2026

It’s February, and because if something was funny for us once, we are going to keep doing it forever, we are pleased to ring in the 5th annual Short Poems for a Short Month challenge! It’s an easy concept (it has to be to hold our attention): create and submit your short form piece of poetry on any topic that won’t get us fired, and we will print it in the column! Any short form is welcome: haiku, limerick, rhyming couplet, hay(na)ku (we had to look that one up), etc. Email your submissions to fergmeijer@gmail.com. Here’s an example: 

The Kuku Hut used to augment it, 

And when empty, you might circumvent it,

But the building’s now free,

One could say it’s turnkey.

Need space? Well now you can rent it!

(Seriously, contact the Township office if you’d like to rent out the space at 156 Main Street, Kagawong.)

The annual winter market is this weekend! Saturday, February 7th come down to the Park Centre from 10am to 3pm to check out the amazing vendors. 

On January 23rd, Billings Township hosted a Volunteer Appreciation Celebration for the many volunteers within the community. From committee members to ice-maintainers, from the fire department to those who put our summer market on the map, we are grateful to you all! 

Looking for a great excuse to cozy up this winter with a hot drink and your knitting or crocheting? Billings Library’s Fiber Arts Fundraiser to the rescue! They have posted dozens of small projects at a variety of ability levels on the fundraising website (access it via the library’s Facebook page). They invite members of the public to make up these quick and cute items, donate them to the library sometime between now and August, and the library will sell them at their fundraising table at the Kagawong market. It’s a great way to support the library AND whittle down your scrap yarn stash. You know, so it makes total sense to buy more yarn. 

Got the blues? Put on your running shoes! Billings has a busy calendar of activities for seniors active living. Mondays head to the Park Centre for yoga (9am), Tuesdays there is indoor walking (10am), and Thursdays there are fitness classes (9am). Join any class any time, and all are free or by voluntary donation. 

The sap might not be flowing quite yet, but maple syrup season is just around the corner! To celebrate, the first (hopefully annual) Manitoulin Maple Syrup Festival is coming to Kagawong on March 28th. It sounds like it will be a pretty sweet day, with activities, vendors, and of course, food. Vendor applications are now open for those selling maple-inspired products. Visit https://manitoulinculinarytourism.ca/maple-syrup-festival-main-page for more information, to register for special events, or to apply to be a vendor.

Did you know? There are new recycling initiatives in place across the province, including here in Billings! There are lots of items now accepted at the Billings landfill for recycling that previously were not. Egg cartons? Bring it on! Foam packaging? No problem! Ice cream cartons? We won’t judge! Check out https://www.circularmaterials.ca/resident-communities/billings/ to see a full list of what can be recycled. 

The Island Singers have a stellar spring season planned with guest conductor Lynn Janes to direct two pieces by Canadian composer Stephanie Martin, a variety of Canadian choral pieces rounding out the program, and instrumentalists from the Sudbury Symphony Orchestra taking part in select pieces. The choir begins rehearsals on February 23rd through to the concert the first week of June, and you can be part of it all! If you would like to join them this season, contact islandsingers1@gmail.com

Chocolate cake tastes best with coffee. 

Coffee is best with breakfast. 

Thus chocolate cake is the best breakfast.

We don’t make the rules. 

Have a great week!